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My ooh la lap, with orchid crystals, it smells fucking fabulous in my bathroom right now
You know what they say about big feet? They say damn them some big feet, 15 year old brothers size 16 shoes… holy hell
Goodnight POSs’
Oh hey here’s my date people :) @hainesjackie13
Another date, let’s do this

Crap duster makin some noise, damnit I tryin to still watch girl code and it sounds like WWIII is goin on outside

Ok so for my Corp. Communications class we have to take two totally different logos and do a logo swap, so one logo will say a company’s name but have the characteristics of another company, I chose McDonalds and Marlboro, this will be fun, I’ll post the finished product by the end of the week :)
podajcie—tlen:

#kocham #marlboro #najlepsze 🚬
typeverything:

Typeverything.com - All herbs by Simon Walker. @super_furry

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour, via king-plebeian)

suggestivecacti:

oh my god

the squirrel

is trying to bury

the nut

in the dog’s fur

and the dog is just like

um

excuse me

sorry

but i’m not designed for that

sorry

(Source: youtube.com, via primegifs)

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

(via dancingthepainawayy)